“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx

“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
– Will Rogers 

“By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s often too old to go anywhere.”
– Billy Crystal

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”

Billy – age 4
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“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

Terri – age 4
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“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

Danny – age 7
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“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired
of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”

Emily – age 8
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“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

Noelle – age 7
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“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are
still friends even after they know each other so well.”

Tommy – age 6
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“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the
people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”

Cindy – age 8
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“My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”

Clare – age 6
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“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all
her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

Lauren – age 4
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“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

Jessica – age 8