|“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
– Victor Borge
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
“By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s often too old to go anywhere.”
|BELOW: Look closely. Kayaker nearly swallowed by whale.|
|A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds:
“What does love mean?
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
Billy – age 4
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
Terri – age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
Danny – age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired
Emily – age 8
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
Noelle – age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are
Tommy – age 6
“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the
He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
Cindy – age 8
“My mommy loves me more than anybody
Clare – age 6
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all
Lauren – age 4
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it.
Jessica – age 8